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Okay, but first I'm going to need to know something.
I count telling you things as one of the greater pleasures in my life. What, oh pearl of my collection, is it that you want to know before you accept my invitation to watch fa cup final Portsmouth vs. Chelsea live online with me.
Well, see, the truth is... What collection? You have a collection of pearls and I am just one of many?
I think it is important we stick to the point here dear. I mean, what is more important, clearing up any fuzzy places in your database, or pursuing some excess in my attempt at colorful speech?
Eh?
Just making sure we get back to my invitation to you, my exclusive to you invitation, to watch fa cup final Portsmouth vs. Chelsea live online with me.
Right. Okay. What I'm wondering is, what is a fa cup? It sounds like a measurement for a burlesque dancer's outfit.
Not 'fa', my one and only, the word is not a word. You pronounce it as Eff - A. and it is an acronym for the Football Association Challenge Cup.
Excuse me for interrupting, but if you don't say 'fa' then it is not an acronym. If the letters are pronounced individually, then that is not an acronym. In any case, Ef - A as individual letters would also be incorrect. When you invite me to watch fa cup final Portsmouth vs. Chelsea live online at WatchSoccerOnline.net, you should be inviting me to watch the Ef - A - See cup, with you. Or the 'fac' cup final, if acronyms are your thing. Although, from a marketing view, calling it the Eff - A - See cup could have its value, in a testosterone laden sort of way. Although, that might run you afoul of the truth in advertising folks. Unless of course you actually have women players who could qualify. I don't suppose you guys measure those protective thingies you wear by cup size, do you? Because if you did, then you could say C-cup without fear of prosecution, assuming, of course...
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I think I'll take the dog for a walk, dear.
Good idea, dearest.

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